Amora looked at Leon shocked.

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Never underestimate the things you own. Especially a bed. The things they can do to you.

Amora shuddered. She looked away and a fork grabbed a knife and stabbed Leon in the shoulder.

Amora smiled at him.

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Such an Ironic request. You probably won't like where I send you.

Amora teleported him to Captivaturu, right in the throne room.

Later that night, Amora was seated at the table with Vale and Hanae and two stuffed animals that looked eerily similar to Speedie and Athena. All of them having dinner except the two "inanimate objects".

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So I told her, if you keep talking about your brother like that, i'll curse you with bad luck. And then she kept on going on and on. And boom, now she's dead. The moral of the story? When god says shut up about something, you shut up about it.

Amora took a sip of Vale's tea.

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Wanna hear the story of the fork who stabbed the boy with a knife?

Amora used the same knife and fork she just mentioned to cut butter as if it were steak and ate it.

Hanae was pouring sugar in her tea for two minutes. At this point it was pretty much just sugar. It didn't seem to ever fill up in the cup though.

~*~Hanae~*~
I'll pass, It sounds like a story i heard before, or saw happen recently.

She tried to whistle again, but still just ended up spitting. She took a sip of her tea and tasted almost no sugar, so she went back to pouring.

Amora was ready to scold her for assuming something. But the child expertly evaded a direct response and deflected to the subject.

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Well played young Mythos, well played indeed. For a girl a few months old at the most, you are surprisingly crafty. And tall. And old.

Amora sipped her tea and found it was way too sweat to be considered tea, and too thick to be anything but syrup. She poured it on a pancake that got offended and knocked her butter on the floor. She motioned to the fork from earlier, that was hanging off the table, assumed dead by hanging.

Razka landed feet first on the table from her gate to oblivion.

$Razka$
Where is the girl Skylar or her brother Ghaleon. I am here to return defective merchandise Skylar traded me.

She was pretty irate, but it was hard to tell. She often wore one of two expressions, clearly upset or possibly upset. She was unaware she had just murdered a pancake, and likely wouldn't care if she did know.

Amora jumped up onto the table, lost her balance and fell right off, back in her chair.

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Razka the Merchant. Looking for information is going to cost you. Waive your negotiation fee  and i'll tell ya where they are.

Amora smiled.

Razka looked to see who was talking and rolled her eyes when she saw it was Amora.

$Razka$
It's a deal. Now where are they?

She shook her head in annoyance.

Amora leaned back in her chair too far and it fell back. She tumbled off it and onto her feet. She stepped up to the table and climbed on it normally.

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They are somewhere outside this room. Now as for the negotiations. What would you trade me for Black Excalibur?

Amora stood face to face with Razka

Razka looked to Vale then at Amora.

$Razka$
The numerous detriments the sword wielder takes on outweighs any and all potential benefits of wielding it by far too much. The sword has a personality which requires a relationship between it and the wielder to be tolerable, then the sword can make multiple pacts, meaning in a battle it can choose to help one over another or stay out all together. Next you have it's requirement of being fed the lives of it's victims. Not feeding it can result in it devouring the wielder. Simply acquiring the Black Excalibur holds a heavy cost. Now if you had the REAL Excalibur, then you would be able to pick any two items from my shop. At Current I search for the even more elusive Excalibur II. A weapon confirmed to be from the future.

She got off the table and took a seat. She would wait for one of the two she was looking for.

Amora pinned Vale on his back on the table.

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You hear that!!! You're so greedy your cost outweighs your benefits! Get you act together and be a bit more humble! And cut down your contract numbers!!! Your value is below a regular sword!!!

Amora stuffed his mouth with the other living pancakes.

Amora got off of Vale and promptly slapped the two with cereal boxes.

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Assuming gazes are assuming! So did you pass or fail the trial?

Amora looked at Momoko who was asleep.

Amora stepped onto the air like stairs all the way up on a floating soap box.

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Seven less, but who's counting right? For you people not wanting to assume. I say thank you, but if you did want to assume and assumed it was me who was counting. You would be correct.

Amora made Excalibur appear in one hand and Black Excalibur appear in the other and clapped them together to get everyone attention. Both were perfect copies in weapon form only.

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I would like to say first, that I am thoroughly disappointed in most of you. You Vale for never advancing past a level one Celestial Weapon. You Leon, for sitting on darkness as the Be all End all element choice. And you Razka for ASSUMING!!!! that Excalibur II is elusive in the slightest.

Amora let go of the two swords and they just floated there. She drew the sword that has literally been on her the entire time she's been around.

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When it's been with me the whole time. I can trade it to you later in exchange for some things to be named later. New assignments!!!! Vale, get off of level one! Leon, expand your damned horizon! Razka, get to know people in the world and explore! Next, my very special spirit friend who visits me never. I'm gonna call you......Blaziken. Hmm. I need a champion....

Amora stepped off the soap box and landed on the table, for some reason she was the size of a chess piece. The three swords vanished. Excalibur II reappeared at her side.

Amora poured a new cup of tea. One fit for her current size.

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That grumpy woman is Razka, the woman Skylar traded the farm to.

Amora looked up at Blaziken

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Your new name is Kirby. Your going to make it up to me by helping me take my home back from the chairs. By now they will have forged a mighty military of world destroying couches.

Amora looked off in the distance, amazed by how it must be. She snapped out of it to address Vale.

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I forgot you don't know about the realm of seven lands. It's how you ACTUALLY level up as a celestial weapon. Where do you think Excalibur has been, for like, forever? And Leon, give up on being my darkness elemental. I've decided to give it to Momoko instead. I'm going to name you one of my champion candidates. What you must do is become an honorary elemental by passing every elemental trial.

Amora took a sip of her tea and instantly grew back to original size.

Sonata slipped out when her boobs shrunk to there normal size. She landed head first on the floor. She lied there for a moment or two before getting up like a zombie until her brain started working again.

~Sonata~
Another special taco please!

She for some reason couldn't tell him apart from King. She saw Razka and immediately turned her full attention to her.

~Sonata~
Panty Fairy!!! Blue and white striped please!!!

She was about to raise her skirt.

Razka grabbed her arm and pulled her towards a bathroom.

$Razka$
How do you keep finding me!? Stop being so shameless!

She gave her the underwear she requested and shoved her in the bathroom and close it. Razka went back to the table and sat back down, highly annoyed that Sonata found her again.

Amora waved off the comment by Leon.

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Front doors are overrated. Besides, I was prepared for their arrival. Thus the empty chairs.

Amora jumped up trying to get them down. But she couldn't jump very high.